A Bouquet of Freshly Plucked Tweets From the Bird App (January 22, 2023)

Ada Elder

Jan 22, 2023 9:00 AM EST

Hello, internet explorers. I'm having a tough time. The longer this (I know, relatively mild) winter drags out, the worse my internet addiction gets. Here in the Northeast, we're kinda lacking this little thing called "sunlight." While the days are technically getting longer, it sure doesn't feel like it. Gone are the bright, sunshiney days of summer. We simply have to accept that the most sunlight we'll get is during our morning coffee and lunch breaks, or during incredibly expensive trips to Florida to rub elbows with college students on spring break. Fun. My worsening addiction means I have been spending most of my time curled up on the sofa and scrolling aimlessly through Twitter and TikTok. While this isn't particularly good for my brain, it means I have been spending more time than usual collecting tweets to share with all of y'all. Here's the best we've seen over the past few days. We hope you like 'em too.